Why Signature Service Oil Change Jiffy Lube® and not just lube oil and filter?

If I wanted the bare minimum for my car, I’d give my neighbor kid 20 bucks to fiddle around under the hood.  He might actually do a better job than some of those places that give you a cheap, no-frills oil change.  They want to tinker around in my engine and not even fill up my wiper fluid?  Uh, I’ll stick with Jiffy Lube.  They have a team of experienced technicians that give me Jiffy Lube’s Signature Service® Oil Change.  It’s the same prevent, protect, preserve service they’ve been offering for over 30 years.  My neighbor kid’s only been doing it for 3.